CLASSIC ANYA

You may remember that I've posted Anya's prose before. I never know what's gonna come out of her mouth and usually can't stop laughing! Who thinks like this?!?! Her spur-of-the-moment imagination and creativity always surprise me.

This is her reply to the very simple question, "How did you like your doctor?"

I think my ortho doctor was probably a Polish Underground Resistance fighter in WWII, which means I’m sure he’s got some pretty cool/harrowing life stories, but also means I doubt he’s a huge advocate for anesthetizing patients before surgery. I doubt he sees what all the fuss is about; after all, in ’41 he had to amputate his own left thumb with nothing but a spoon and his dead sister’s handkerchief.

Really? The best I could've done was, "I liked him."