HEAR YE, HEAR YE

Well, the votes are in and the judging is complete. We have a winner! He is a very worthy champion as I'm sure everyone will agree. Plus his victory was determined pretty quickly by the vast PoMonkeyers out there.

Congrats,

Vince
Schvince
Schmince

"Hi, I'm George W. Bush. vote for me and my horse again.

I promise I'll do good."

LAST CHANCE

Well, there has only been one entry in November's "Write the Caption" contest. So if no one else has a submission, I guess this month will be uncontested and Vince will reign supreme! It's up to you.

Here's the photo. What's the caption?

VOTING DAY

I know.

I know.

It's been way too long since we had a "Write the Caption" segment. But it's time... Election Day is the perfect day for a new contest. So happy writing. Don't be afraid. Everyone can and should participate.

What's your caption for this photo?

YOU CAN BE A WINNER!

While Charles says that he is waiting for his million dollar check (I don't think I ever promised such) for his APRIL WIN, you have the opportunity to join him in the PoMonkey Hall of Fame. Here is the latest Write the Caption contest. Happy writing!

If you need some inspiration, check out these past contests.
April 06
January
March

YOU ROCKED THE VOTE

And the winner is...

Upon seeing her in court, it was clear to the Judge that Dannielynn's father was indeed, Larry Birkhead.

Congratulations, Charles! Your payment is in the mail...but...it may be in the form of bubble gum.

WOW!! Little did we know how prophetic this caption would be! Charles did share that the ONLY U.S. news he receives in his southeast Asia home is about Anna Nicole. I told him that it is possible to find other news here in the U.S. but you have to look REALLY hard to find it. She's everywhere! (For those of you who still don't get it or don't have contact with radio, TV, Internet, newspaper, or magazines, I can't and won't continue the madness by linking to the story on PoMonkey. Sorry. I just won't do it!)

Thanks to everyone for playing. Wasn't it worth it? Stay tuned for April's contest.

TIME TO VOTE

Well, I'm keeping my promise and allowing you, the viewers, to vote on this month's Write the Caption Contest. So here is the photo and all the entries. Just comment to this post and vote for your favorite caption. The votes will be tallied at the end of the month. HAPPY VOTING!



1. Guess what's in my diaper?

2. ...wats me touch ma tunk ta ma eytball!!
(watch me touch my tongue to my eyeball!)

3. Recycle THIS!

4. Next I will show you how I clean my eye brows!

5. I'm bringing sexy back.

6. You can rip my cold, dead fingernails out of this box but I am not going to wear those stupid little outfits anymore!

7. Upon seeing her in court, it was clear to the Judge that Dannielynn's father was indeed, Larry Birkhead.

8. You think it hurt going down...yeeeooww!

9. The Sandusky Products Testing Lab stages a production of Our Town.

10. I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt; so sexy it hurts!

11. I'm too sexy for this box, too sexy for this box; so sexy - man, it's locked!

MARCH CONTEST

I don't know of any way I can entice everyone to play. Maybe if there was a cash prize?

Anyway, I'm gonna mix it up a bit this month. Here's this month's photo, and I still want you to write the caption. But this time I will post all submissions and let all PoMonkey-ers vote on the best caption. I know you're jumping in your seat now!

On your mark, get set, go!!

AND THE TROPHY GOES TO...

Okay, I waited until the last possible minute of the month to give everyone a chance to enter the "Write the Caption" contest for January. Some of you blog lurkers just disappoint me; you can't win if you don't enter! There were some awesome entries(and a pretty gross one):

"Keep us on leashes . . . I don't think so. We're out of here, Molly" by Anonymous

"Step one: cut a whole in the dog; step two: ...; step three: open the dog" by Anonymous

"No, I said you should dress him in a pouch loincloth, not a pooch loincloth." by Taran

"Doggone Monkey!" by Vince

But the WINNER, once again, HAS to be Bobby:

"Quick, the door! Before he pees on the carpet again!"

CONGRATULATIONS, Bobby. The trophy is in the mail!

YOU COULD BE A WINNER!

I know, I know. I really dropped the ball! I let my monthly "Write the Caption" contest fall by the wayside. For those of you who waited on pins and needles for the next installment, I sincerely apologize. And for those of you who have completely given up and have renounced contests altogether, I ask that you reconsider and give it another try.

So here is the first "Write the Caption" contest for 2007. Remember, there are no wrong answers and the winner gets bragging rights for the month. You could join the list of PoMonkey Hall of Famers: Wince's Mom and Bobby. However, also remember that if your vote is not chosen, you may not pout, boycott or throw a temper tantrum! We're all adults, right?